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		<title>Google Wave offers online collaboration. Where&#8217;s my invite?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 12:39:47 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Computers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://blog.steketeegreiner.com/2009/10/what-is-google-wave/ Two minute video that gives a glimpse of Google Wave. Sign up: http://wave.google.com]]></description>
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<p>Two minute video that gives a glimpse of Google Wave.</p>
<p>Sign up: <a href="http://wave.google.com">http://wave.google.com</a></p>
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		<title>Ten things to consider when building a web page for SEO heaven</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 01:45:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattmaan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Computers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Choose the correct DOC TYPE. Pages will not validate with an incorrect DOC TYPE and your page may even cause browsers to flip out for no obvious reason. 2. Create a unique META description and title tag for each page that will reflect the real content of that page. Slow down and read the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. Choose the correct DOC TYPE. Pages will not validate with an incorrect DOC TYPE and your page may even cause browsers to flip out for no obvious reason.<br />
2. Create a unique META description and title tag for each page that will reflect the real content of that page. Slow down and read the copy. Duplicate description tags may indicate to a search bot that the page may contain duplicate content.<br />
3. Fill in the alt tag that accompanies any image. Again, validate,&#8230; the page will not validate without alt tags filled. It will also add much needed bot-readable keyword text to the raw code.<br />
4. Give the filename for the page a unique name. Reflect the nature of the page&#8217;s content in the url.<br />
5. More content! The more text on a page, the happier a search bot is and will spend more time there reading.<br />
6. Avoid Flash, but if you must, keep it to a minimum and make sure it is not the most dominate part of your page. Yeah, the bots say the can read flash documents now, but there isn&#8217;t any evidence of that claim or of their accuracy if they actually do.<br />
7. Try your best not to use tables. Seperate the design from the content as much as possible. This isn&#8217;t as important to search bots as many designers would lead you to believe, but let&#8217;s get with the times.<br />
8. Add keywords to the keyword META tag. Just for old-time&#8217;s sake. It can&#8217;t hurt.<br />
9. Turn off all of the CSS on the page and examine it. That is the way a search bot sees it. Does it make sense? Is it readable?<br />
10. Finally, be relevant. Update often. Consider using WordPress. The era of instant search is coming,&#8230; or maybe it&#8217;s already here.</p>
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		<title>Bill Hicks Banned Comedy Routine Replayed on Letterman</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:19:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattmaan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[admission]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[david letterman]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[During the final months of his life, Bill appeared on Letterman October 1993 only to be cut by the show&#8217;s host David Letterman. Dave tries to make good by playing the censored appearance on January 1, 2009. By his own admission Dave cannot explain why the routine was originally censored. I&#8217;m posting it here so [...]]]></description>
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<p>During the final months of his life, Bill appeared on Letterman October 1993 only to be cut by the show&#8217;s host David Letterman. Dave tries to make good by playing the censored appearance on January 1, 2009.</p>
<p>By his own admission Dave cannot explain why the routine was originally censored.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m posting it here so I&#8217;ll know where to find it. Hope you enjoy it.</p>
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		<title>Video &#8211; Uninstalling Ubuntu from a dual boot windows vista machine</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattmaan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Computers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I especially like the way he turns his computer on and off. Now that&#8217;s respect!]]></description>
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<p>I especially like the way he turns his computer on and off. Now that&#8217;s respect!</p>
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		<title>Funny Web 2.0 Validation site</title>
		<link>http://mattmaan.com/funny-web-20-validation-site/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:28:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattmaan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is your site Web 2.0? Funny Web 2.0 Validation site.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is your site Web 2.0?</p>
<p><a href="http://web2.0validator.com/">Funny Web 2.0 Validation site.</a></p>
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